Status Updates From Land

I’m really enjoying this book so far, it wasn’t at all what I was expecting! It’s very long and I’m currently on part 3

Dude…love Tomás, but if he were my husband you’d have to call the cops on me for assault and battery bc wtf do you mean you toOK OUR SAVINGS ABD BOUGHT A COTTAGE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITHOUT TELLING ME?!

HOLY FCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT AUSTRALIA

fckkkkkkkkkkk me dude THE PIGS-

So Tomás didn’t want to give the Brits another piece of Ireland, i.e. the copse, this thing that had withstood the test of time. Pissed at having been turned into a beast for the redcoats to do their work, he decides to rewrite the maps in Irish.
“He, Tomás, would not be the one to hand it to them on a platter. He would never work for them again.”

“This woodland, which had been here since the beginning of time, would be gone, claimed, erased.
It could exist on the map, or it could exist on the land.”