Status Updates From Secrets Like Ours

😑 SMMFH. Just when I thought I had this story figured out, the family tree said “hold my drink.” 🤨🌳 I’m sitting here trying to process what I just learned because WHAT in the actual hell?!

😒📖 At this point, I’m reading out of pure spite. Who put this book on my list?! I need this story to start acting like it knows I have other books waiting on me 😒

😒 This is like eating dry toast. No butter, no jelly, no seasoning… just chewing and waiting for something to happen. I NEED THIS STORY TO PICK UP. 🤦🏾‍♀️

🤦🏾‍♀️ Emily is officially making me nervous. Girl, calling the police?! At this point I’m not even sure if I’m more concerned about the secrets in this house or your damn decisions. 😳

😳 The rule was DON’T GO IN THE BASEMENT… so naturally she’s down there roaming around like she pays the damn mortgage. 🤦🏾‍♀️ Girl, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 👀

👀 Okayyyy, now I’m getting What Lies Beneath + Before I Go to Sleep vibes. 🤔 I still don’t know exactly where this is going, but Machi might just be the MVP of this whole damn story. 👀

😒 I’m STILL trying to get into this story. I don’t know where the hell this is going, but it better hurry up and get there because my patience is not unlimited. 😂