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"Tia had never had a chocolate flake in her ice-cream before, which I found very hard to believe. I asked if they didn’t have ice-cream vans where she grew up, and she said that they did have one, but the ice-cream man also used it to sell crack, and one day somebody shot him and set fire to the van, so I can see why her mother might not have been keen."