Status Updates From Beneath Hoof and Hollow: A ...

It’s taken me a LONG time to finally start reading this but I’m SO glad that I have as it’s really well written and the dynamic between the headless horseman and Emeline is AMAZING. Cannot wait to see what happens and how it ends!

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“Do you hear that, Leed? She needs this. A monster. An oversized cock. Her ass to be worked while her cunt rains down on this hallowed ground.” “I know you didn’t just spit your cum on my dead fiancé’s grave.” “I would never. The seeds spilled out of my mouth.” Page 126. Good for yall fucking right above and breaking her dead fiancé’s grave/casket.

“Oh nightingale. I’d strip you bare and fuck you in the center of the town if you would allow it. Display every inch of you while I teased your holes and stuffed your cunt. Let the townsfolk gawk like a circus act. I bet they’d get off watching you ride me stem while I ate your cunt. We could have a mass right fucking here in the town square.” Page 120. FUCK WHY IS THAT SO HOT OMG

“Sing for me, nightingale. Show me how good I make you feel. Thank me for killing all those bad men for you.” Page 71. THANK YOU SIR👏😍

“Don’t let your mind wander too far, nightingale, or you won’t make it past the pumpkin patch without me inside of you once more. And next time you’ll get far more than a tongue between those thighs.” Page 59

“Ah! Your tongue? You would put your tongue down there? That’s lewd, demon. It’s, I’ve never, you wouldn’t, oh…” Page 56. Omg I usually hate like a more older setting but her being like never touched there or anything is so funny tho

OMFG NOT HER FIANCÉ LEED (Hate him already btw) IS HARD FROM WATCHING NOW 7 wWOMEN BEING KILLED. GROSS

Good gosh this poor girl. So far two of her friends have been killed and I had gotten RED FLAGS ALL AROUND from Reverend Statton

Okay. This book was so much fun. I loved every minute of it. It’s dark, steamy and somehow funny all in one jam packed ride.

Read it, check the triggers, and enjoy the write.

WARNING: pumpkin seeds are not the seeds of life…. You have been warned 😂💀