Status Updates From Maynard's House

Might dnf…

This has to be the worst book ive read in a while.

(Hes fucked the 16 year old and is like she’s definitely not 16, but even if she was 16, hes not worried because older men then him fuck younger girls than that and boast about it all the time) 😀

I said both “YIKE” and “EWWW” the only thing horror in this book is the main character

The only thing she wasn’t, that he wished she were, was older

Omg and he thinks HIGHLY of himself. Give it a rest!

“Suddenly he didnt like her, she was changing identities again, little girl into bitchy broad”

😀🥴

And he TRIED TO KISS HER

Now hes watching her dance in a sexual manner and commentating on how “little girls shouldnt dance that way” and how her “hands were making come hither bumps in her mittens” and now theyre dancing together.

Whats worse is he keeps talking about how its wrong it is he’s attracted to this child. That hes “courting trouble, he should through her back instead of mount her “ 🤢🤢

My fav part is when he lures her into his house with cocoa because shes a child. She doesnt even like cocoa.

“She was child like yet staggering seductive”

Im going to point to this when i elucidate all the reasons i cant stand men.

Fletcher, at a 16 teen girl he just had small talk about her high school classes with: “whatever turns you on”

“And he was a fool because here was a girl, all to himself”

Of course lets not forget to talk about her breasts

Half child half woman… he tingled at the strange excitement of her.


This is why we dont read men.

Not him looking at the 16 year old girl “all dopey” taking her hand and bringing her to his house. I hope the witch gets him

Men are freaks.
Story introduces it’s first female character, 16 years old, and our main character just cant help noticing how hot she is and how she has a womans mouth. Hes like i know shes a kid but dayum. 🙄🙄🙄
Women will never know peace.