Status Updates From The Brides: A Novel

"we gotta get miss eliza far away, not even to england so she can be safe from the vampyr." then sends her to transylvannia like are we deadass.

"He kissed her cheek, and the stickiness of
her own blood marked my mistress’s face. Tenderly, so tenderly, he
whispered into her ear. ‘Do not be downhearted. I will make you mother of
multitudes.’" AAAAAA EWW

Ja umrem, mafalda a lucy maju secret make out sesh dade v piči za secret obrazom meanwhile Eliza tam má historical debatu s drakulom ja sa poserem.

"I cricked my neck to look up at him. For just a moment I felt a silly
feminine desire to have a strong and steadfast man stand between me and
all the ills of the world. Do not worry for my sanity, my imagined reader,
the moment passed in the blink of an eye." ja keď ovulujem lmao.

"‘She is gone.’" NOOOOO MY LESBIANS. Cannot have shit in this house, no happy ending for my gays :(

Ohhh, this is correspondence coded…okay. Mafalda, I’m intrigued.

Why is this so long?? 63% in and still a lot of not much happening. The characters are all
Kind of boring too. DNF or rage finish just to see what happens hahah

I was promised way more sapphic shit than this is giving