Status Updates From Pearl Bound

"oral honey" is also the name of my sex-tape-tie-in music album

Ch. 26: do not forget to stop ashile in the middle of the manhunt to enjoy the trees

"trot as fast as he could"

HOW DARE YOU HUNT UNARMED *WOMEN* FOR SPORT! It is mist unsportsmanlike, you are supposed to hunt soldiers like real, civilized men! How dare you collecr souvenirs from dead conquests! And, worse, get yourself soiled whilst at it!

*shaking my head in disapproval whilst watching the serial killer doc so that people don't think I am enjoying what I'm watchinf*

protagonist whose defining non-romantic interest has been the study of medicine pulls arrow bolt of unknown head profile out of a stable wound in the middle of the woods

lavender oil turning the water purplish, I see, I see, I did not know provance perfumers would touch perkin's mauve

'African American man' says 1st person 1890s narrator, narratingly.

(Nevermind that it is an (unncessary) anachronism; it is also, maddeningly, a false. It overdermines. Purely visually, African American-ness is not something that is something you tell at a glance. A black person may be a recent arrival from Africa, or S. America. They may be mixed. Etc. (Unlikely, in context; for context: cf. anachronism.))

It’s a bit too slow for me. And I’m really missing connecting with the characters:(

But confused on the time period seems Olsen times with a fireplace but the. Magazines are mentioned. Also if old timey the strange words make sense if new enough to have magazine don’t know why they’re using olden words

So ready to leave this man talk behind—when we getting to the sapphic :)) I’m so excited for MC to realize she’s actually a lady lover

Thank gods we killed off three man ch one! 🤣 also I woulda yeeted that child so hard out the door possessed like that