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“There is a long pause, after which Cait says, ‘I don’t know what the paw prints mean.’
‘I couldn’t find a fingerprint emoji,’ I say.”
This part sold it all for me lolll
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‘I couldn’t find a fingerprint emoji,’ I say.”
This part sold it all for me lolll












