Status Updates From Bound by Fury

This villain reveal is boring

THREE whole chapters of infodumping. My god 🫠

Chosen One reveal!!

Damn why did it take this long to get interesting?

This might be too much teen angst for me

“...You are the key. You are fated.”

She's the Chosen One!!

“She claims the right crystal can cure even the worse ailment or find your true love, but everyone says she’s just like that because acid turned her brain sour in the sixties.”

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I HATE MONOLOGUES.

I HATE EXPOSITION.

I HATE MONOLOGUES.

I HATE EXPOSITION.

I can only read the word "undulates" so many times.

I got the rug pulled out from under me. Thought this would be a culturally-inspired witch story (which it was!) but lo and behold, the main character is a Zodiac witch where people of her not-coven coven all have MCU superpowers based on their zodiac.

I'm depressed.

Not a fan of Harper's arc with her powers.

Harper's willingness to touch this Ouija board despite being raised both Black and in the church shows that White genes always win in the end.

A girl died but what about ME, Harper? How I keep messing things up?

God I hate Lucas.

" “What the fuck?!” I yell. At them or myself or the universe. At the ridiculousness of my life in general. "

blasé voice undercuts tension

Manufactured study group to force tension.

Yes Harper, antagonize the girl grieving over her missing friend, the only person who seems interested in her disappearance.

It's hard to take Kai's tortured act serious with the tattoos, the motorcycle, and the growling when I remember this is boarding school and not college.

Malachi's whole family being dead?

Harper being aware that she's being an asshole doesnt make her any less of an asshole.

Harper can be mad all she wants but she lowk got ate up by this white girl.

I'm supposed to think a nigga named Alastair who pauses on the word "obligation" and spins the ring on his finger isn't evil?