Status Updates From Not that Kind of Proposal

Was her dress not brown 5 pages ago?

Everybody who has been under a one-person-umbrella knows it’s not “a small bubble of protection”

Who is even making this decision?” I demand, looking around the room at funeral guests, like I might see someone casually leaning on a pitchfork. “I’d like to have a word with them.”
Jude frowns. “You are having a word with them. I’m Larkwood’s new inheritor.”

Slime him

“The issue is that your job and living situation are about to disappear. Larkwood never should have been a wedding venue to begin with, and moving forward, it no longer will be. Your termination notice was going to be given on Monday.”

Insert bell pepper reaction pic coz tf

Or, I could just go easy on you. My name is Gracie. Gracie Holland.”
“Gracie,” he repeats softly. “That fits like a glove.”

What tf could this genuinely mean

“but it’s the waking nightmare I’m currently living in, so I guess it must be true. Because Agatha… is gone.
I blink rapidly, trying not to cry again as the third funeral speaker drones on about Agatha’s generous charitable donations.”


WHAT? WE KNEW HER FOR LIKE TWO CHAPS NO💔

“The thing is… well, believe it or not, it’s mine.” He looses a nervous laugh, as though he can hardly believe it himself.”

Now what insane person calls up their ex they did wrong to plan their wedding😵