Status Updates From If Books Could Kill

“and you can help us take him down. the dynamic duo. the tenacious twosome. the avengers.”
“that’s already a thing,”
“the other avengers.”

dude 😭😭

“all they’re doing is driving the same way we’re driving. there could be many reasons for that, some of them not even nefarious. besides, what are they going to do, follow us to death?”

ts is funny 😭

the bad guy in this book being called the same as the MMC in "love, theoretically" by ali hazelwood is lowkey hilarious 😭

how am I supposed to hate the namesake of THE romance book bf

"the wicked witch of the west is the one with the water. east is the one with the shoes"
"you must be in high demand for trivia night"
"my team is undefeated. not that it matters"

LMAOO PLS 😭