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“Also, I have a few granddaughters your age, all unmated, beautiful. Well, maybe not Seline, but the other three are.”
“Thanks for your help, Bruce,” I say, ignoring that he just called one of his granddaughters ugly


😂😂😂😂😂

Act like a respectable witch or I shall show you nothing but the harsh realities of what it is to be on my wrong side.”
I swallow, my confidence leaving me immediately.
“Yes, grand-mère, I understand

she just told her she's nothing without her, her bestfriends are better than her, and she's not fit to be high priestess and THIS is what she replies with? i thought this girl was finally growing a spine

I thought we were in a truce,” I say, feeling amused, even though I should be more pissed off.
“Do you really think in any reality I wouldn’t test your patience?” she says, leaning in. “Mr. Walker, there is no realm where I don’t bust your balls.” She winks

The universe has made her ours for a reason. I’ll take whatever little she gives me. If my purpose in her life is to just surround her in her sleep so that she’s safe, it would be my honor.

“I’d be the best husband, and you know it. We’d be one of those couples who wants to spend all of our time together. You wouldn’t be able to resist me. Honestly, the more I think about it, the sillier this pact is, because I think I’m going to convince you to marry me well before then anyway, Violet.”
І це каже 16-річний хлопчина. Я млію 😍

Wait wait.. I didn’t know this subgenre existed until now???!

i love this dumb book so much ugh. walter is so cute and grumpy and he makes me want a familiar more than anything.

Safe to say the wolves are fucking amazing lol

So the FMC has no backbone or personality other that “my grandma said so”…right right