Status Updates From Married to the Alien Cowboy...

surprising no one, where I’M having the hardest time suspending my belief is the fact that these people’s universal translators are so janky that they render word-for-word literal meaning that obscures slang connotations of phrases…like…she says “cool” & he thinks “lightly cold,” she says “shut my trap” & he thinks “good that she can trap vermin,” etc……AMATEUR HOUR from these translators!!

Don’t judge me

This is utterly ridiculous wtf have I got myself into here