Status Updates From Lives of Crimes

"He was wearing a Marlins baseball cap, cheap sunglasses, and a track suit, which was about as anonymous as you could get in South Florida. Try giving that description to the police about a suspect and you’d have to wait five minutes before they stopped laughing."😆

"Albright didn’t just fall down the stairs, he was launched. He landed with a sickening thud six or seven steps below."

"Saying goodbye was a wretched thing in prison and no one enjoyed it, so it was mostly avoided at all cost. Saying goodbye drove home the point that everyone else was staying put in the worst place anyone could imagine."

"Plumbers, now those were the real criminals. Fifty bucks minimum just to walk in the door."☺

"There was nothing to gain in thinking about the past and I avoided it at all costs. The future for me never covered much ground."