Status Updates From Murder Bimbo: A Novel

“No one likes blood thirst unless it mimics their own.”

“I had assumed that at some point, some cinematic life path options would present themselves to me & I wouldn’t even have to think twice about choosing the countercultural anti-chic option, but that was never going to happen & I was a dumb fuck for thinking it would. I was just an escort who lived in a nice neighborhood, enjoyed indie bookshops, vacations in the global south, & going to the farmer’s market.”

Didn't think this would be verging on dnf but here we are

Just finished act 1! Love a lesbian murder bimbo lolz