Status Updates From Female Fantasy

"Oh, so you know that fictional character I’m obsessed with? Well, as it turns out, he’s based on a real person. His name is Ryan, and he lives in New York, and I’m curious about whether or not he’s my soul mate. So I’m going to drive to the city, track him down, and try to seduce him. I promise I’ll pay for gas!"

The merman ACOTAR is sending me lol, as did Joonie's last rejected first date. Very fun so far.