Status Updates From I'm a Lot

At least I can read this at my desk while I wait for my customer to come back to this meeting she picked the date and time for lmfao

Having to stop in the middle of this absolutely gripping chapter to do work feels so diabolical and like it's a very specific plot against me

Save me, Alison. Alison, save me from the bitter taste of the last book I read, I beg of you, my comedy podcast queen!