Status Updates From Maeve Fly

I have been obsessed with this book since I started reading it. I took a very long break due to ADHD paralysis. But I am sucked back in and I do not want to stop but I have to sleep. And to anyone who knows me that has read this book, I swear it has nothing to do with my favorite (mild spoiler?) Disney Princess. As I literally had no idea that her character would even exist in this book at all. Could this be a five?

this is the horniest i’ve been for a man in a book since edward cullen

also this is a covert hockey romance

Sami doesn’t like when I explain the details of this book to him…

“My pina colada is waiting for me next to the jar of teeth” might be my favorite sentence I’ve ever read