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I still have 20% of this left and already give it 5 stars. Holy f*ck.

I had to do a status update for this bc I'm sitting in class FIGHTING back laughter from the first 60 pages of this. It's so funny and cleverly written. The FMC is hysterical and unhinged. I can already tell you that I'm gonna either 5 star this or read every one of this author's books.

For Rosie’s birthday one year when I was… six? Seven?

THIS HAS GOT BE ON PURPOSEEEE

I blinked, frantically trying to make
out the name and jersey number with her arm in the way.
Sixty-seven.

SIX SEVEENNN HYAHAYAHAYAAA

i’m such a fat fucking chud

“Noted. I’ll pick up a bottle of lotion for you while I’m at the store.”
HAHAHAHHA

“But you do think about me.”
“Sure. Sometimes. My old landlord had a Norwegian troll statue
perched outside of her unit that reminded me of you.”

LMFAO

This book got me in a chokehold