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i fear we have bitten off more than we can chew

are the kids not calling in fake bomb threats to their schools to get out of tests anymore? are they not enjoying the bonding experience of being stuck outside while the bomb squad clears the school?

"But at least I'm sure you won't lie to me again. Because now we know who'd win in a fight" CLOCK IT JULIETTE 🤏🤏🤏🤏 CLOCK ITTTT

cordelia and laverna were SOOO wrong for that.. did benjamin stevenson get inspired by r/illnessfakers for this part 😭

the way i was already suspecting the "sick girl isn't really sick" trope but didn't want to say it out loud bc i was scared people were going to hate on me for doubting cordelia

just... jesus christ 😭😭😭 how does this even happen to you ernest 😭😭😭😭😭😭

omg

OMFG I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY. OK a) the manner of bryce and edward's murders is INSANE im so curious as to what caused it and how they were even killed, i am ecstatically looking forward to the salon scene. b) I KNEW THIS WHOLE PRETENDING TO BE THE THIEF THING WOULD END UP GOING BADLY FOR ERNEST 😭💀 BRO IS SO COOKED I CANT EVEN

Confusing…need to understand better how this character is being written!!