Status Updates From Big Machine

“Belief is a wrestling match that lasts a lifetime.”

63-67: WILFRED YOU SON OF A BITCH.

58-62: bro. what is this story?! Devil’s Well sounds like a nightmare.

RIP to Mr. Washburn- he should’ve shot both them mf in that tunnel!!

Also, I TOLD YOU RICKY SHOULDA BEEN SHOT UP. No real junkie is gonna carry/save 6 bags of heron for that damn long. Especially after finding out he might be mf orefnant. That would’ve been the first got damn thing I did. Now his shit is swimming in the tunnels!!

Update: the dean is not white? wtf was I smoking 😭

54-57: PREGNANT?! Bitch. What the actual fuck is going on? This is like some Alien shit. Ricky really needs to shoot tf up cause that is BONKERS. Church of Clay is so mf lame. Be original. Also, glad Adele dig her big one on Claude. They def should’ve paid him but his goofy ass should’ve been demanding cash. Loser ass.

49-53: WHAT THE FUCK?!

The Washerwomen were SCAM ARTISTS!! This got SUPER DARK. fuck.

31-48: them dressing in really fancy clothes all the time reminds me of the umbrella academy. they must stick out like a sore thumb everywhere they go!

Solomon Clay is a bad mf! I genuinely don’t know who is right and who is wrong. I don’t dig the idea of innocent people getting hurt in the process but I guess that’s how it goes.

Ricky holding onto that heroin for dear life. Just shoot up!!