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My Corpse Has a Heartbeat
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Nick Roberts (Goodreads Author)

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Sommer is on page 161 of 198

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Sommer is on page 149 of 198

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Adam Hayton is 29% done

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Sommer is on page 141 of 198

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Adam Hayton is 12% done

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Sommer is on page 135 of 198

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Debra Sneddon is on page 50 of 198

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Sommer is on page 127 of 198

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Sommer is on page 123 of 198

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Francesca is 40% done

Not the human bonfire 🫣

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Francesca is on page 55 of 198

“I, Turner Blake, have an honest desire to be empathetic, just for today. So why doesn’t it work?” Lmaooooo

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Francesca is on page 45 of 198

Turner has raaaaaaging ADHD lmao

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Wicked Habit is 41% done

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MJ is on page 88 of 198

I wonder what Nick Roberts was thinking when he wrote this. There are some interesting choices being made rn lol

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Jessica is 19% done

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MJ is on page 42 of 198

What are these comparisons

“I just watch him, thinking how easily I could tomahawk this metal spatula into his ass crack.”

Like what does that mean lol

— May 05, 2026 01:08PM Add a comment

MJ is on page 34 of 198

This is interesting so far. Feels like he’s talking to the reader or maybe talking to himself

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Jessica Lands is on page 147 of 208

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Sommer is on page 107 of 198

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Carly Reeves is 64% done

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Jessica Lands is on page 75 of 208

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Sommer is on page 100 of 198

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Sommer is on page 92 of 198

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Sommer is on page 82 of 198

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Sommer is on page 75 of 198

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Andrew Nicolle is 86% done

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Sommer is on page 55 of 198

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Tim Cook is on page 77 of 198

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Andrew Nicolle is 51% done

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Sommer is on page 47 of 198

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