Status Updates From Static (Mayhem Motel)

This is extremely messy. I'm super disappointed.
Madison is pretty stupid and Static is boring.
Also, for the people who complained that Static hooked up with his bestie at 40%...why are you complaining? He and Madison aren't even together. They haven't even met properly 😑😑😑

Kill Me now. He is gonna piss in his mouth. I REPEAT HE IS GONNA PISS IN HIS MOUTH

Okay so now were calling him little mouse which is better than treat but this whole time I've been thinking this is like the temu mm version of Haunting adeline

"Y-ye-yeah?" "I...i think i-i need to-to l-lie down"

I cant with this shit

" s-shut up-p"

How the hell can you stutter at the end of a work?

This is like the fifth time this dude has thrown up, hes still stuttering ridiculously and OTT and we still discussing the other mmc liking piss and his bodily fluids and having sex when he has literally just thrown up 😑

He's having sex with his best friend again bro, I need my Stalking mmc to want the other mmc so bad and they have to be celibate I dont care how long until the mc agrees

Okay im hating the nickname treat

Oh my god...aw hell naw cmon now the best friends are 👅🫦🦴 i cant with this...but I cant stop reading ugh

Can we please stop talking about piss 🙏 i didnt realise this was such a heavily featured kink and not to Kink shame but it is not my cup of tea at all so im kinda cringing

Ok were being nicer now...like 2% more but let's just keep on that road because im scared of this mmc

No. No, no, no we are not wanting to drink his piss. And yes this is an even bigger problem bc all this talk about piss while im about to piss myself with how scary this book is, is not helping matters! Im still shitting a brick over here if anyone cares ✌️

"Whats your name?"
"M-mad-madi-"
"M-m-m' i mock"
Nit gonna lie i kinda smirked because in my head I've been doing tje same thing like I personally dont mind when an author makes a mc stutter but he stutters everytime he talks hes so nervous and it is kinda annoying

Like this setting of this carnival is scaring me im sorry! But also the author says in the description that this is sickly sweet mm stalker romance...where the hell is the sweetness! My stomach is flip flopping but im gonna see it through...wish me luck 🤞

Guys this book is SCARY. This is like a really dark romance like even for me because im used to some stalker shit, noncon but we are literally drowning and smashing this boys face into the wall...so shoot me, im bloody scared of a book so what? Lolll. Also...the mmc says he likes pee....im afraid we might have a problem with that. And the boy mc has just threw up and pissed himself so let's hope nothing sus happens