Status Updates From See You Next Tuesday

imagine my face when i'm just casually reading this book and gabe (mmc) mentions a job interview for a sucky democrat in maryland, and then it turns out the sucky democrat is based in FREDERICK????????????????? gabriel. in MY town???????? lowkey true that a sucky dem/republican in disguise would be based out of frederick LMAOOOOOOOOOO

is this my sign to finally go work in politics like i've lowkey thought i would my whole adult life

never thought i'd be down bad for a character named GABE but i'm locked in. the tension!!!!! when will they kiss!!!!!!!!!!!

i can’t believe i’m siding with a man named “gabe” but like… he’s right. the anya pov lowkey insufferable rn

200 pages, 10 years, & they finally kissed… NEVER GO INTO POLITICS

maybe a political romcom will be what saves me from this 2 year long reading slump

This didn't happen to me when I phone banked for Bernie