Status Updates From Morfran, Dark Lord Reformed...

Gender bent Rapunzel is hilarious. The fact that it’s true love stole magical rings from him told him his beef Wellington sucked, and I kicked him in the head and left is honestly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.

“… which resulted in a two-year war called the two-year war. It had lasted two years. It had felt like 20.” this is such a stupid way to write this, but for some reason, I am completely loving the way that it’s worded

Our true love always has a scent that reminds us of home.

I'm having so much fun! 😂 Finally something different!