Status Updates From The Book of Samson

There’s not a single comma in the whole thing OMG 😆

When people say the Bible is R-rated this is what they mean because oh wow

Samson's foot fetish is making me feel like I'm in a fever dream

this is... quite exhausting so far

I'll be; it's hard to be sure Maine is implying what I'm thinking - if so, it's subtle - but it's a Bible "fan theory" you'd really think I would have seen somewhere before.

That was some brilliant wrong-footing there. God, this book is good.

the intro is incredibly intriguing

Great beginning, the anticipation is high at this point as to what happens next.

Disturbing. Like listening to a sociopath talk through his decisions.