Status Updates From Kiss of the Basilisk (Split...

I can already tell this is trash, but it’s been talked about so much I have to give it a chance.

A grown-ass woman has never HEARD the word 'pussy' before?

MAGIC SNAKE CUM TELEDILDO

Rofl, "I can't gain weight, I only have a fuck-ton of eggs and meat and fat available to me" girl please

If chicken farmers produce both sources of staple foods (e.g., eggs, meat), as well as a fundamental defense against basilisks (i.e., roosters), why are they held in such low regard?

Welp they just said basilisk-human hybrids are all but impossible and clearly abominations but no one knows of any, meaning the FMC is absolutely, positively one. Especially since her mother also boinked a baslisk for romantasy The Bachelor,