Status Updates From The Rebellious Pet: A Dark ...

He was used to practical women, not these colorful creatures that caught and held a man’s eye. Wid had said the Travian females ruled, but Joel found that hard to believe. These females looked like they did nothing other than spend time on their appearance, providing their males with provocative sights.

Aww, poor Joel has a rude awakening coming in addition to his bi-awakening.