Status Updates From Nightshade (Sorrowsong Univ...

That got dark real quick. Ophelia? Okay ms girl I see you 😈

I FUCKING KNEWIIIIIT! WASABI WANKER!!

Buddy reading update:
- Stephen DeMarco ptsd cracking our theories
- ALEX HAS US BY THE THROAT!!! 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️
- We feel bit cockblocked tho
- But praise kinks? Activated.
- Our theories? Theoring.
- Tails? Vibrating.
- Cardiac arrests? We lost count.
- Hotel? Trivago.
- 🥺 to 🤣 to 🥵 to 😍 to 🤢 to 😈

‘I’M FLUENT IN HER’?! I WANT TO MARRY THIS MAN.

And I feel so pried open with Ophelia…TAKE IT BACK 🤡

-feeding me crumbs and I’m taking it all 🤣
-Ophelia hasn’t gotten with the program that Alex indeed wants her, but same girl ITS HARD TO ACCEPT
-that ramen was expensive as heck lol
-the Xmas gifts? Pleaaseee I want to cry
-OMG WAIT HIS DAD ?!! I’m scared…
-wdym back at school? No more peace from stalker?