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audiobook #2 2026

“But what else could I do? I trusted the universe was working hard on my behalf, but I had to tend to my corporeal being in the meantime, feeding and clothing my body while I awaited my destiny.”

“I felt so humiliated, I longed for violence to be done to me. I imagined being hit by a car, my head knocked cleanly off my torso, like a Lego person.”

if my friend looked me dead in the fucking face and said if you want to live get off this plane you best believe i am getting the fuck off that plane

longest chapters known to man good god

This book is art so far I’m in love