Status Updates From Definitely Not

> My eyes flutter to his lips, and suddenly I can't look his way again, gaze fixed on my
glass as I spin it in my fingers.
Jesus.
Calm your tits down.
I need to get laid.
yup im skimming this cringefest

ch9

on chapter8...jax/raine real

🚨CRINGE WARNING
> “What are you like in bed, Elias? Something tells me you’re more dominant than soft.”

“Dominant,” Theo muses beside us, like he’s solving a math problem.
> Mmm.

I'd let him spank me.

> Elias never gives much away. His expression stays locked down, controlled, and if I want the truth, I have to watch his eyes: the micro-shifts, the way he tracks exits and threats like they’re part of his bloodstream. Even when we flirt, it always feels like I’m tossing matches at a wall and trying to see if anything catches.
i thought they were found family why do they keep flirting what

on uhh chapter 5

live laugh lard -- jax 2026

who the FUCK is manny / chapter 3

ngl jax/theo/elias platonic chemistry through the texts is peak

> She pushes off the counter and heads back toward the bike frame. “Get out of my shop, Jax.”

“Was that an invitation to come back?”

“No.”

“Sounded like one.”

“Then you need your hearing checked.”

“Only if you’re the one checking it.”

ok fine i love them already