Status Updates From Waking Beauty

I can't get over how big the physical copies are. Don't even get me started on the 480 pages

On chapter 2 and this book has already managed to get a few chuckles out of me. You wouldn't think this book would be funny with it having such a serious cover, but you know what they say - "Don't judge a book by its cover."

I did it! I finished! It took until nearly 1 am, but I did it. XD RTC!

Aaaaah, it's getting so exciting! I'm hoping to finish tonight, but I don't know if I can or not. Approximately 48 pages left, which is a lot for me to read in somewhere around an hour. I'm going to turn off my phone now and see if I can do it!

Wow, this just keeps getting deeper and deeper. I'm sad to see that Sarah Morin hasn't written much else besides this because she handles character and deep allegory so well.

Arpien's brothers need a serious talking to.

Brierly, stop talking to the bad fairy!

"King Emol shared a look with his wife. The queen growled. Wait, that was a lapdog. The queen massaged the creature's furry head so hard fold of skin pressed in and away, in and away, from his face. Flabby cheeks, no cheeks. Flabby cheeks, no cheeks."

The writing in this story is just so quirky, I love it. XD

"Arpien splayed his feet and lifted his chin in the Stance of Military Threat Lightly Veiled by Decorum."

This guy and his Highly Official Titled Stances are cracking me up. XD

I've wanted to read this book for yeeeeears and now I finally am!

I had heard this book was long. What I didn’t expect was that my app would never be able to calculate my page number or “percentage read” of the book😂