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Nope, that’s not okay dude. So not okay

Who the fuck do you think you are miss author. Who gave you the audacity

I’m sorry? What do you mean TO BE CONTINUED

Shut the fuck up

I’m so mad that she’s not realising it either isn’t him or he’s been forced to say it.

Cause that is 100% either not written by him or he is purposefully making up shitty lies to let her know he doesn’t mean anything “hockey [] makes me feel free” are you shitting me? Wake the fuck up Luna

Also, who was redacted?? It has been someone of relevance right

Oh damn, 2 deaths in the same family. That’s crazy

The Serene reveal was way too nonchalant for it to be the main reveal…

So it’s the redhead right? The characters are having written thoughts that we should be given the chance to figure out ourselves as readers. So they’re either trying to make it too obvious to throw us off the scent, or this is just a questionably written mystery

Not the vague breeding kink😭

I do kinda hate how she keeps saying she’s tall, she’s a little taller than average sure but 5 foot 7 is not tall

Especially when your mans is like 6 foot 4 if the cover art is anything to go by

101 on how to bring a primitive chase kink into a normal story

GOOD BOY?!

Open up?!

I need this woman’s confidence holy fucking shit, like what. Not even a statement - “think you can clean this for me, baby?” Jesus fucking Christ I cannot

No she needs to stop, I am going to simply pass away

I think Zayden is too omfg

SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

UNTOUCHED

Wow

Absolutely not. What a fucking queen omg

No fucking way

I usually hate baby but it’s so perfect for them I love itttttt

Oh to be in this man’s head holy fuck, “my greedy baby” by golly

I thought he left after seeing her skate that night? Or is this a different bit altogether from the prologue??

Literally a slave for her omg

And omg he’s so obsessed with her. Honestky fucking mood bro goddamn. Ruined us both honestly