Status Updates From The Darkness Bites Back

To quote the mountain goats, “I hope you die, I hope we both die”

These men FUCK RAW with NO LUBE in an OXFORD CLASSROOM, I fear we have lost the plot

whytf did I think this was going to have a happy ending 😭

This is fun, but I NEED them to stop doing therapy speak to each other

“I want you to fuck me, right here.” Tobias pointed to the lectern at their side. Papers were strewn across it, but wouldn’t be for long. “I want you to punish me. I should never have left you last night, and I know that. So take my clothes off, lay me on my back, and fuck me until this entire room echoes with my moans.”

wtf???? I'm crossing my legs 😭

The vampires are doing workplace sexual harassment what the hell is going on

If vampire yaoi has no fans it’s because I’m dead

I'm soooooo excited 😭