Status Updates From We Who Will Die (Empire of ...

“ Loving an addict is like being an addict yourself. Only 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 addicted to hope. You constantly tell yourself that this time will be different.And always, always, you know that one day, when they’re dead and cold, after their addiction has sucked the breath from their lungs…you’ll still wonder if you could have done more.”

Dnf. Holy cow this is boooooring. We just got to the "political intrigue" and I just cannot. Vampires are stronger than humans, we get it. And yet even though they can't go outside for 12 hours of the day, they manage to enslave humanity. Uh huh. Humans are born with magic, but still fight with swords to the death for the entertainment of the emperor. ...'kay. Winners join his personal guard. ... Why?

One star so far. Zero action, plot is split between flashbacks of childhood and a gym membership to prepare for America Ninja Warrior.