Status Updates From This Kingdom Will Not Kill ...

OH THEYRE BUZZY!!!!!!!

“No more curling up in my apartment with a book. No more Netflix.” Wow that’s my dream and according to this book it’s ruined

Maggie talks about entering a new world through a fantasy book by saying, “I would become the center of attention, while a gaggle of ridiculously handsome men followed me around, pledged their swords to me and pleaded with me not to overexert herself.” Oh she thinks she’s hot stuff. As she should

I f* knew it!!!!! *screams into book*