Status Updates From Plunged (Heartbreaker Trade...

This whole "I take you into the woods and tell you to run" date is NOT convincing me that this man is not a serial killer.

Honestly, that'd be a promising twist at this point.

I’m keeping an open mind, but so far the absence of plumber jokes feels like they really let that premise go down the drain.

I don’t pretend to know anything about plumbing but I am 83% certain that turning the sink off does not prevent water from pouring out of broken pipes onto the floor.

Guy: Let me open that jar for you.
Girl: * opens it herself *
Guy: I was mesmerized by her self-sufficiency. She'd clearly been fending for herself for a long time. But that was chased by an irrational spike of anger at whoever it was that gave her that haunted look. At whoever had chased her away. Or maybe she'd never needed help opening jars.

Sir, you need a nap. And maybe to touch grass.

"Mitchell Harrington had taken a sledgehammer to these pipes. I should have been terrified. Maybe I was. My heart was certainly thundering against my ribs. But I knew, without a doubt, that he'd done this to get me back here."

GIRL, that's not a "but." But nothing.

That is an "And..."

As in, "And I knew I was getting my butt out of here" because that behavior is PSYCHO.

Stop. I love this so much. It’s different and cute and the FMC is a bad bitch.