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"“You and Lilith
had sex, didn’t you? You know, sex before marriage is a sin.”
I pulled the pillow off my head and opened both eyes. “And what was
whatever you and Pandorian were doing in the prayer closet during
confession. Oh, right, scissoring. Is scissoring a sin?”
“No, actually, it’s not.”
“You double checked with god on that?”
“I did, and he said it’s fine.”
“Did he?”
“God loves lesbians.”
the way i cackled
— Sep 20, 2026 03:16AM
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had sex, didn’t you? You know, sex before marriage is a sin.”
I pulled the pillow off my head and opened both eyes. “And what was
whatever you and Pandorian were doing in the prayer closet during
confession. Oh, right, scissoring. Is scissoring a sin?”
“No, actually, it’s not.”
“You double checked with god on that?”
“I did, and he said it’s fine.”
“Did he?”
“God loves lesbians.”
the way i cackled
Tezx
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"Sister Lilith shook her head. “We are not killing it.”
Delilyx, in her innocent yet determined tone, comically replied, “For his
sins he deserves death.”
“We’re not killing the bat, wow, you two are so violent.” Pls
— Sep 20, 2026 12:27AM
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Delilyx, in her innocent yet determined tone, comically replied, “For his
sins he deserves death.”
“We’re not killing the bat, wow, you two are so violent.” Pls
