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a_n_i_t_a
is on page 398 of 506
Istg this book is killing me softly…
“I feel so fucking lost.”
“We’ll find you, Dane. I promise.”
— Feb 18, 2026 10:59PM
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“I feel so fucking lost.”
“We’ll find you, Dane. I promise.”
a_n_i_t_a
is on page 340 of 506
Death comes into your house and takes a giant cosmic dump in your soul. No crack team of postmortem cleaners can remove a turd of this magnitude. You have to endure it stinking up your house until it petrifies. Then maybe you can box it up in some attractive container and take it along for the rest of the miserable ride. But it’ll always be with you.
— Feb 18, 2026 01:26AM
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a_n_i_t_a
is on page 307 of 506
Things happen quickly, and already Dane’s memory is putting hands over his eyes, telling him not to look. Not to listen. Not to remember.
Again… oooof! 😭 This book! ❤️🩹
— Feb 16, 2026 05:01PM
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Again… oooof! 😭 This book! ❤️🩹
a_n_i_t_a
is on page 283 of 506
“Is this the grandest deddy of the Danelaw Deddies?” she’ll inquire on phone calls from Oxford. And the Great Dane will answer, “Yes, ’tis I.”
I love this book so much!
— Feb 15, 2026 06:46PM
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I love this book so much!
a_n_i_t_a
is on page 282 of 506
“A few people approached us and earnestly asked advice about opening their marriage.”
“What advice did you give?”
“Separate beds, separate sinks, communal socks.
Sounds like solid advice 😆
— Feb 15, 2026 06:58AM
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“What advice did you give?”
“Separate beds, separate sinks, communal socks.
Sounds like solid advice 😆
a_n_i_t_a
is on page 238 of 506
— being offered agency can move her deeply.
Ooof 🥺
— Feb 13, 2026 01:00PM
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Ooof 🥺
a_n_i_t_a
is on page 271 of 506
“You don’t need fixing.” GAH! 😭
— Feb 12, 2026 09:00PM
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