Status Updates From Yes To The Spanish Reboot

The music was electric, the kind that gets into your bloodstream and makes your feet tap, even if you have the rhythm of a stunned duck.

Ten out of ten. Would frolic again.

And just like that, the rest of the continent didn’t feel like a distant dream anymore. It felt like a to-do list. With snacks.

“So you’re telling me I just gave my sneakers a butt bath?!”

Sometimes, you don’t just adapt to a new culture- you let it pull you in, red lace and all.

🤣

I feel like this girl could be me…with her “if it’s going to happen to anyone it’s going to happen to me” vibe. lol

“Great. Of course I would order a penis sandwich”

Umm…. 😂🤣🫣

The sun streaming through my window was unforgiving. It was too bright, too judgmental, and far too loud.


lol…that’s tequila for ya!