Status Updates From Yesteryear

it’s giving Ballerina Farm….. 🫣

Returning with promised quotes: Harvard described as "An artificially intelligent Eden: a warm, incubated landscape designed to keep the worst kids in America safe and warm and well-fed until they matured past the urge to peck each other's eyes out."
I'm gonna tell you right now - Ivy League schools aren't actually a measure of intelligence, usually. It's a measure of who you know and how much money you have.

now reading arguably one of the most anticipated 2026 book releases!!! 👀👏🏼 this book already has an adaptation with Anne Hathaway in the works and doesn’t release until April!

Weird fic kick continues

Weird fic kick continues

i didn’t think i’d be laughing but i am? it’s not that the scenes are funny but it’s just so horrible i can’t stop laughing