Status Updates From Scoring Chance (The Comebacks)

Seriously. A fake relationship Does Not Need an antagonist. It's an internal conflict of realizing their feelings. Or embarrassment of others finding out. What it DOESN'T need, is a busybody random some GUY twirling his moustache saying, "HA! I caught you in a fake marriage! You're not in love enough!" Dating someone else? Open marriages exist. Live in different houses? So what. They have a license. They're married.

I hate this on so many levels. For one: there is no amount of peer pressure, certainly not from WORK, that would persuade me to invite someone I hated into my home that I didn't want there. Two: it's not even his decision to make! It's Tanner's home, and fuck if I want an antagonistic stranger around my four kids! Third: I hate this whole storyline about a random asshole trying to prove their relationship is a sham.

Back home, I make grilled cheese and tomato soup. That’s as close to pizza from scratch as I can muster. Dean helps by doing impersonations of the Swedish Chef, and Lulu helps by trying to eat all the cheese.

I let out a long, slow breath as I slide into my car and shut the door. My head is clouded with spiraling thoughts and the stench of my sons’ flatulence.

Me not shaking with laughter and needing to preserve this quality line.

Damn, the way these two notice each other.. IM drooling!

Pre: The struggle is real. I loved the first of this? Can AJ pull me out of a slump? *laughs madly*

“Oh Kyle. To quote my youngest: you are so delusional.”

I’m sure it is a HIPPA violation to have HR tell your boss something new and private about you and then have him announce it publicly in front of everyone.. I would be reporting this