Status Updates From Eat the Cake

if I roll my eyes any harder they’re going to fall out of my head.

I’m sure this is supposed to be a very heart warming and tear jerking book, but I’m rolling my eyes SO HARD they’re going to fall out.

🙄

I’m honestly not sure how I feel about this book. Every time we seem to get some real emotion from our main character, the chapter ends and there’s no details or resolution. Now we’re onto hunting for ghosts. What is happening?

So far this book is clunky at best…