Status Updates From An Abundance of Katherines

18 years old and still takes baths daily and has had 19 girlfriends is an insane combo

Wow one page in and this is already the most 2014 book ever

So far what's happening is that Collin is trying to find a girlfriend named Katherine but he gets rejected 19 times. And he hangs out with his friend and his friend says that's to just let it be and to not be so pushy on someone. Also he takes a road trip miles away from home. Colin is on a mission to prove The Theorem of Underlying Katherine Predictability, which he hopes will predict the future of any relationship