Status Updates From Banquet for the Damned

No one speaks like Hart. Why did they make him sound like a 1950s classic “good guy” American?! All “shucks” and “golly”. What a joke.

I’m not a man so my question is honest and earnest, is a pretty face, long legs and a smile all it takes to make you lose all sense of yourself? All common sense just evaporates the moment an attractive person speaks to you? Seriously I’m asking.

Is Beth the hanged witch?

No one wants to hear about other people’s dreams BUT unlike our characters I’ve experienced a recurring nightmare where I am unable to keep my eyes open. I can feel my body willing them to open but they won’t. Often in the dream I’m at work or otherwise doing something serious and yet in my dream I can’t stay awake.