Status Updates From Dead Beat

So far I am not loving it as much as the first two. Which is a bummer.

And the community reviews aren't reviews just a bunch of "Alex and Darlington need to bang" comments. Ugh. 😭

Ohhhh no. What happened?

mi fermo qua per oggi perché so che se vado avanti non dormo per finirlo

We did it! They said the title!

“Nothing was sacred to Alex Stern” SO HAPPY TO BE BACK 🖤

*Its been 84 years gif*

Tough Guy Darlington is funny to me

I’ve only waited 3 eye-twitching years for this… no biggie..

This is like the first time since book one we’ve been able to see Darlington and Alex team up together and I’m loving it they’re crazy!!!!! Anyway I wonder what Reiter is doing rn

I’m living

“Tripp Helmuth was certainly a threat to rhythm and good taste.” my son