Status Updates From Free Base (WMU #1)

“I've had ten hits off Callum's lips, and I'm already hooked. He should come with an advisory label the way nicotine does. Warning: Contains Callum. Callum is a highly addictive man. Consume at risk of being consumed yourself.”

they’re so cute!! 😭

“You're so good to me, Ian. Nobody ever has been.
“Why wouldn’t I be good to you? You’re the best, Callum. You make it so damn easy.” 😭😭

“I think they’ll give us untoasted toast”
“Untoasted toast? Bread?”
That’s the word. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Think of me like your college grandma who feeds you, whether you want me to or not. We’re eating Italian, so call me Nonna. Nobody leaves Nonna’s house with an empty stomach.” Lol 🤣

“Oh lmao those periods at the end made me think I said something wrong”
What? I switch to my browser and go to the search engine.
Are periods rude in text messages?
They are. Darn it. I can't do anything right.

He’s so cute 😭