Status Updates From Hunt the Villain (Villain #2)

O yeah the tension is palpable

well this is just cruel 😭

Stop im obsessed i wanna stay here forever

I suppress a groan as I wave at Kevin, who’s leaving the room. He tried his best, but I’m just not feeling it, and that’s a serious anomaly because I am a sexual being. Violence and sex are what I’m good at, sometimes not in that order. So the fact that I haven’t been in the fucking mood since that night in the Heathens’ forest is an issue. A catastrophe, so to speak.

HAHA

AHAHAHHAHHA A FUNERAL FOR THE BIKE LMFAO

he’s so down bad crying at the gym

This is so good. Yulian is basically Nikolai and Vaughn is a mix of Bran and Gareth, but I don’t care. I’m eating it up 😭.

lmaolmaolmao he just blew up his bike😭😭😭

😭😭😭 you name your bike ahahahahha