Status Updates From Ulysses

He did itt! God im spent

lots more piss talk than i expected—but joyce is a genius!

'Dogs at each other behind. Good evening. Evening. How do you sniff? Hm. Hm. Very well, thank you. Animals go by that. Yes now, look at it that way. We're the same. Some women for instance warn you off when they have their period. Come near. Then get hogo you could hang your hat on. Like what? Potted herring gone stale or. Boof! Please keep off the grass.'