Status Updates From The Nose

I’m just picturing a nose that’s been supersized and just shuffling along.

“How can the fools let themselves be excited by such idiotic stories?”

“But nothing is permanent in this world. Joy in the second moment of its arrival is already less keen than in the first, is still fainter in the third, and finishes by coalescing with our normal mental state, just as the circles which the fall of a pebble forms on the surface of water, gradually die away.”

this is so incredibly ridiculous I love it